Doncha just love Philbin’s bullshit?  Martial Law will be declared in the US tomorrow, starting in Los Angeles.

Get a grip, stupid.  First off, you’re a Brit and you don’t know shit about the US or Americans.  After all, by your own admissions you don’t know any Americans.  You don’t know Dagstine.  You don’t know Nicky.  You don’t know whether that hole in your backward parts is an asshole or a vagina.

You probably urinate through your nostrils and poop between your fucking teeth — and then eat it afterwards.